July 2010
6 posts
Dear old followers and new,
misselise: so, as many of you already know.. my tumblr was hacked and deleted tonight (as well as my facebook and hotmail!)  as lame as it sounds, this is seriously one of the saddest nights i’ve had in a long time. i loved my blog more than a normal person should and LOVED all of my 5,500 followers even more.  so if all of you would kindly put the word out there that my blog was deleted, and...
Jul 30th
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The Real Deal
I am not sure if I have posted this before, but even if I did, it deserves another go.  I found this on the interwebz one day and (grammatical errors not withstanding) it completely describes my view on romance.  I am not as accusatory towards woman as the original author is, but I sense the same problems that he does, and wish for the same change.  Let me know what you think! “She cries...
Jul 24th
Help Needed!
I am leading a team for the Asthma walk this year and I need a team name.  Which do you guys think is better? The Albuterators The Inhalerators The Asthma Ninjas The Speedy Wheezers The Brisk Bronchi Fast Acting Asthma Attackers The Asthma Avengers The Breath Bandits
Jul 21st
Personal Legend, Where Are You?!
Yet again, a girl of my romantic interests is not available.  It seems to be inevitable.  I seem to have a sixth sense for women that happen to be in relationships.  In fact, I do not believe that one woman that I have asked out in the past year and a half was single.  While this little fact does astound me, I think I know why my love life has been failing so completely. The odds of that many...
Jul 19th
Companionship
This word has developed an entirely new meaning for me recently.  When I was younger I wanted sex.  I just wanted to hump like a damn rabbit.  Then, as I got older, I yearned for the ever elusive, yet oh-so generic, ‘love.’  I wanted a happy ending just like I had seen in the movies.  However, as someone grows emotionally, they learn that neither of these things are truly what they...
Jul 16th
Dangle the Carrot
Have you ever felt that you were meant to do something but couldn’t quite put your finger on it?  Like there was a special purpose for your life yet it was unknown to you?  Welcome to my entire life. Well, recently I have found my calling.  I dearly want to work in Law Enforcement.  I want to hold a position of prestige and respect.  I do not want to do a job that has a hyper-inflated...
Jul 5th
June 2010
2 posts
Jun 20th
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what is your view on religion?
I believe that faith in humanity is important for people but religion should NEVER justify the harm or damage of another. If it does it is not a valid religion to follow. Ask me anything
Jun 14th
May 2010
9 posts
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“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without...”
– Aristotle
May 31st
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“The success of love is in the loving- it is not in the result of loving. Of...”
– Mother Teresa
May 27th
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“I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I...”
– Roy Croft
May 26th
Shit that I have done:
If it’s crossed-out, then I have done it, lol. 1. Had a threesome. 2. Been drunk.  3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 6. Took “naughty” pictures of myself. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter. 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. (Unfortunately) 11. Been in a car accident. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a computer virus. 15. Had a...
May 14th
May 10th
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May 8th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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“At the height of being in love the boundary between ego and object threatens to...”
– Civilization and it’s Discontents by Sigmund Freud
May 3rd
April 2010
10 posts
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Apr 22nd
Like a Virgin
So this weeks episode of Glee has me thinking about Virgins.  To recap, the episode was about female/personal empowerment and strength.  As part of this process, a few of the characters were forced to make a decision about their bodies and virginity.  Don’t worry, I won’t spoil the episode here, but it did cause me to think about this ‘virginity’ thing. I believe that...
Apr 22nd
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“Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the...”
– Will Smith as Alex Hitchens from the movie “Hitch”
Apr 21st
My Personality
So this is the result of a personality test that I recently took online.  I actually find it to be fairly accurate… Imagine a deep lush valley, caressed by flowers and trees that eternally blossom, inhabited by animals that serve as gentle companions and by people who spend their days loving, creating, and selflessly serving humanity. This is the world of the rare (only about 3 percent of...
Apr 21st
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formspring.me
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Apr 14th
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“[…] the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live,...”
– Jack Kerouac (On the Road)
Apr 6th
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“Complete and total love is only attracted to a complete and total person. You...”
– Me
Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
In the making...
There is a real (non- quote, SOD, reblog) blog post brewing in the crazy environment that I call my brain. Be on the lookout for it over the next few days!
Apr 3rd
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“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the...”
– Desmond Tutu
Apr 2nd
March 2010
21 posts
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“Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.”
– Horace Walpole
Mar 30th
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Listen“Streetcorner Symphony” by Rob Thomas ...
Mar 28th
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“I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen”
– Loyd Dobler (John Cusack) in “Say Anything”
Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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Songs of the Day
So I am going to try and post a different song every day to take advantage of the nifty new feature to my blog!  At the bottom of the page there is a thing called a ‘streampad.’  It is basically an interface that allows you to play all of the music on my blog in a playlist fashion.  Thus, from now on, I will tag these songs of the day as SOD.  If you wish to search for them this will...
Mar 27th
The Family Man
So I just finished a move called “The Family Man” with Nicholas Cage.  This movie has me thinking about what I truly want out of life, which I guess is the point of the film.  This flick has reenforced an idea that I have been entertaining for a while; I do not care what my career is.  I would be perfectly happy doing almost any lame job on the planet as long as I had a loving wife and...
Mar 27th
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“Love, n. - A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient...”
– Ambrose Bierce’s “The Devil’s Dictionary”
Mar 27th
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“It should be forbidden, under penalty of a fine or even imprisonment, for a...”
– Jules Renard
Mar 26th
Help...
So I have tried to convince myself that I drink too much.  I do not believe that this is true.  I do believe, however, that I go out too often.  Let us take tonight as an example.  I left my house at 11pm and returned home at 2:30am.  In this time span I only had 4 drinks.  That is a drink almost every hour.  I do not think that this means that I drink too much.  However, when one considers that I...
Mar 26th
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“Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to...”
– Jules Renard
Mar 23rd
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“War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say ‘This is what...”
– shitmydadsays
Mar 16th
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“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
– Jules Renard
Mar 15th
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“I’m not a manly guy, I’m not one of those guys like, ‘Oh yeah,...”
– Pete Holmes
Mar 15th
Empty Hands and a Broken Heart
I am sorry. I regret the way I acted. I was immature, fool-hearty, and short tempered. I was afraid of losing my youth and my chance at living the “party-life.” I treated you as if you didn’t deserve me, though it was I that didn’t deserve you. You gave me your whole heart and I only gave you a portion of mine. I pushed the one person that truly loved me for me out of my...
Mar 15th
Surreal Moment
Upon waking this morning I discovered two things that, when combined, felt really surreal. The first is that the sneak preview of “Eclipse” has been released meaning that the movie is not far behind. The second thing is that one of my ex-girlfriends is getting married today. It feels like it was just yesterday that this girlfriend and I were going to the midnight release of...
Mar 13th
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“One of my friends has a stutter, and a lot of people think that’s a bad...”
– Demetri Martin
Mar 11th
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Mar 10th
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“Trying to get a drunk girl to finish is like trying to take a drunk girl home...”
– Julian McCullough
Mar 10th
The (500)th day.
I watch films because they give me insight into myself and the people that I deal with.  One of the films that I believe does this well is (500) Days of Summer.  When I saw it for the first time, I felt emotionally connected to the main character Tom.  I related to him because I had gone through heartbreak similar to his previously in my life.  However, because of recent developments in my own...
Mar 8th
Confliction...
So I am currently conflicted as to whether I love or hate myself.  I hate that I feel jealousy over things that I have no right to be jealous of.  I hate that I feel rejected over simple things that some don’t consider to have meaning.  I hate that I respond so emotionally to everything without being more rational. I love that I am so devoted to people.  I will never cheat, or be dishonest...
Mar 6th
February 2010
14 posts
Another Tat?
So I am thinking of investing in another tat.  What do you think that I should get?  I cannot get my current Buddha filled because Adam (my best friend that has the same tat) and I have to get them worked on at the same time.  I was thinking some Asian (Japanese) symbols on my inner wrists; what do you think?  Thanks!
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th