July 2010
6 posts
Dear old followers and new,
misselise: so, as many of you already know.. my tumblr was hacked and deleted tonight (as well as my facebook and hotmail!)  as lame as it sounds, this is seriously one of the saddest nights i’ve had in a long time. i loved my blog more than a normal person should and LOVED all of my 5,500 followers even more.  so if all of you would kindly put the word out there that my blog was deleted, and...
Jul 30th
The Real Deal
I am not sure if I have posted this before, but even if I did, it deserves another go.  I found this on the interwebz one day and (grammatical errors not withstanding) it completely describes my view on romance.  I am not as accusatory towards woman as the original author is, but I sense the same problems that he does, and wish for the same change.  Let me know what you think! “She cries...
Jul 24th
Help Needed!
I am leading a team for the Asthma walk this year and I need a team name.  Which do you guys think is better? The Albuterators The Inhalerators The Asthma Ninjas The Speedy Wheezers The Brisk Bronchi Fast Acting Asthma Attackers The Asthma Avengers The Breath Bandits
Jul 21st
Personal Legend, Where Are You?!
Yet again, a girl of my romantic interests is not available.  It seems to be inevitable.  I seem to have a sixth sense for women that happen to be in relationships.  In fact, I do not believe that one woman that I have asked out in the past year and a half was single.  While this little fact does astound me, I think I know why my love life has been failing so completely. The odds of that many...
Jul 19th
Companionship
This word has developed an entirely new meaning for me recently.  When I was younger I wanted sex.  I just wanted to hump like a damn rabbit.  Then, as I got older, I yearned for the ever elusive, yet oh-so generic, ‘love.’  I wanted a happy ending just like I had seen in the movies.  However, as someone grows emotionally, they learn that neither of these things are truly what they...
Jul 16th
Dangle the Carrot
Have you ever felt that you were meant to do something but couldn’t quite put your finger on it?  Like there was a special purpose for your life yet it was unknown to you?  Welcome to my entire life. Well, recently I have found my calling.  I dearly want to work in Law Enforcement.  I want to hold a position of prestige and respect.  I do not want to do a job that has a hyper-inflated...
Jul 5th