To my coworkers…

Ok everyone. It has been brought to my attention that a coworker of mine is reporting my facebook actions to my employer. I prefer to keep my personal (facebook) and professional lives separate, so this is what I am forced to do:

If any of you know who is keeping tabs on my profile, please tell me in a private message so I can take action; you are all now my spies. If no one is identified and I receive another comment from work about my wall posts, I will be forced to block every person that I work with from seeing almost anything on my profile (regardless of how close we are outside of work).  I would hate to do this, but I cannot risk having my personal and professional lives overlapping.

Now, to the repugnant person that caused all of this: I added you to my facebook profile (something I do not normally do with coworkers) because I apparently trusted you. Obviously my assessment of your moral character was entirely inaccurate, and you no longer deserve to be considered a member of my circle of friends.  Please know that if I find out who you are, you will be completely ostracized from my life outside of work. If I see you on the street in downtown, I will completely ignore your existence and continue on my way because life is too short to acknowledge those with moral compasses as screwed-up as yours.

I thank the rest of you for your help with this matter and I hope I do not have to block those that I really do consider my friends.