Trying to get a drunk girl to finish is like trying to take a drunk girl home when she can’t remember where she lives. She’s like, ‘That’s not it, that’s not it, that’s not it.’

~ Julian McCullough

Posted 2 years ago on March 9th, 2010

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One of my friends has a stutter, and a lot of people think that’s a bad thing, but to me that’s just like starting certain words with a drum roll. That’s not an impediment, that’s suspense.

~ Demetri Martin

Posted 2 years ago on March 10th, 2010

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I’m not a manly guy, I’m not one of those guys like, ‘Oh yeah, let’s go eat some ham on the bone!’ Further illustrated by the fact that that’s my example of what men are doing.

~ Pete Holmes

Posted 2 years ago on March 15th, 2010

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Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

~ Jules Renard

Posted 2 years ago on March 15th, 2010

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War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say ‘This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker.’

~ shitmydadsays

Posted 2 years ago on March 16th, 2010

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Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none.

~ Jules Renard

Posted 2 years ago on March 23rd, 2010

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It should be forbidden, under penalty of a fine or even imprisonment, for a modern writer to borrow similes from mythology, to talk of harps, of lyres, of muses, of swans. Storks might pass.

~ Jules Renard

Posted 2 years ago on March 26th, 2010

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Love, n. - A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.

~ Ambrose Bierce’s “The Devil’s Dictionary”

Posted 2 years ago on March 27th, 2010

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I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen

~ Loyd Dobler (John Cusack) in “Say Anything”

Posted 2 years ago on March 28th, 2010

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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.

~ Horace Walpole

Posted 2 years ago on March 30th, 2010

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If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.

~ Desmond Tutu

Posted 2 years ago on April 2nd, 2010

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Complete and total love is only attracted to a complete and total person. You must know yourself before you can know true love.

~ Me

Posted 2 years ago on April 4th, 2010

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[…] the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes ‘Awww!’

~ Jack Kerouac (On the Road)

Posted 2 years ago on April 5th, 2010

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Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

~ Will Smith as Alex Hitchens from the movie “Hitch”

Posted 2 years ago on April 21st, 2010

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#Quotes

Trying to get a drunk girl to finish is like trying to take a drunk girl home when she can’t remember where she lives. She’s like, ‘That’s not it, that’s not it, that’s not it.’

One of my friends has a stutter, and a lot of people think that’s a bad thing, but to me that’s just like starting certain words with a drum roll. That’s not an impediment, that’s suspense.

I’m not a manly guy, I’m not one of those guys like, ‘Oh yeah, let’s go eat some ham on the bone!’ Further illustrated by the fact that that’s my example of what men are doing.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say ‘This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker.’

Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none.

It should be forbidden, under penalty of a fine or even imprisonment, for a modern writer to borrow similes from mythology, to talk of harps, of lyres, of muses, of swans. Storks might pass.

I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.

If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.

Complete and total love is only attracted to a complete and total person. You must know yourself before you can know true love.

Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.